So, I get a lot of spam. I tend to scan the subjects, just in case the spam filter has been overzealous. Don’t want to miss anything from a long-lost friend, etc.

Now, you know these spammers want you to try something. They want you to check out Viagra, Vicodin, all kinds of things. I’m used to that; I even understand, in a resentful, get-out-of-my-face kind of way. I’m fairly open-minded, too, so the sexually oriented ones don’t bother me any more than the exhortations to buy herbal tea. So I skim the subjects several times a day, no particular reaction.

But today… today, there’s one entitled: “Free colon cleanse samples”

No. Just, no. I definitely don’t want any of those. The mind boggles.

Tags: email, Humor, spam