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| Yea, verily, 'tis that seasonal contraption of wire and plastic, which looketh like a tree, yet is nae a tree at all... which smelleth like a tree by dint of liberal application of commercial aerosols... which drinketh not, and sheddeth not its needles, for needles it has not, but only ersatz, needle-like thingees... and yet which can inspire the true spirit of Christmas, which is that of joyous copulation with much swinging upon chandeliers, merchants greedily gathering in the fruits of the expectations of one's friends and family, those exalted souls who, in fact, do not want ties, socks, or sweaters, but instead crave XBoxen, DSLRs and iDevices. The solstice bush will only be here for a fortnight, and then another — then back in its box it goes, as quick as slanted rain, dear, for Hallmark doth decree the New Year requireth works of witchfire and insincere notes, and being deep in one's cups, and verily, ya(e|y), the tree becometh a fire hazard when this cometh to patheth, for fireworkth and alcthohol can ignite even the motht fire rethistant plastics. Hic. op Deb's Erection. EXIF:
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